So I was simply minding my own business today, floating in the pool, when I spy this iguana making it's way along the electric wire, heading for the street. No big deal, I think to myself, he's heading away from the house. I drag myself from my comfortable floating chair to snap some pics. Feeling good about my luck to finally see a cool looking lizard like this, I make my way back to my most excellent floating chair.
As I gaze back up from my aquatic lazy boy, the damn lizard has vanished. Hmmm, these guys are pretty clumsy...he probably fell. So, again, I get out of the pool for some possible close up pics of the gecko on steroids. After inspecting the garden and bushes (but not too close), I can't find him. Upon settling back into my seat, I see the green monster again. Only this time, he's back on the wire, heading TOWARDS the house. There are some trees near the wire, so evidently, he used a tree branch to get turned around. Pretty tricky, if you ask me. Maybe they aren't so clumsy. As he gets nearer the house (creepily close to the bathroom window...which I have open), he again disappears into a tree. I hope.
You can be sure that I'll be checking the bathroom real well and checking under the bed too.
Hey honey...are you sure those bud light drafts from BoonDocks didn't catch up with you??!?!? :)
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